Grits Ain't Groceries Lyrics - Van Morrison

If I don't love you baby, 

Grits ain't groceries, 

Eggs ain't poultry, 

And mona lisa was a man. 

All around the world 

I'd rather be a fly 

And light on my baby's head, 

I'll stay with that 

Woman 'til I die. 

A toothpick in my hand, 

I dig a 10-foot ditch 

And ride through the jungle 

Fightin' lions with a switch, 

Because ya' know I love ya' baby, 

Well, you know I love you baby, 

And if I don't love you baby, 

Grits ain't groceries, 

Eggs ain't poultry, 

And mona lisa must-a been a man. 

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Well, it's all around the world and I got 

Blisters on my feet 

A-tryin' to find my baby, 

A-bring her back to me. 

If you see my baby, 

I know she'll be convinced. 

If it don't send her back to me, 

It just 

Don't make no sense, 

Because ya' know I love ya' baby, 

Well, you know I love you baby. 

If I don't love you baby, 

Grits ain't groceries and eggs ain't poultry, 

And mona lisa must-a been a man. 

Well, 

All around the world 

I never will forget 

I lost all my money, my woman and my pet, 

But I got to have you baby, 

I got to settle for nothin' less, 

Give up all my good time for the sake of happiness, 

Because ya' know I love ya' baby, 

You know, 

You know I love you baby. 

If I don't love you baby, 

Grits ain't groceries, 

Eggs ain't poultry, 

And mona lisa must-a been a man. 

I said, if I don't love you baby, 

Grits ain't groceries, 

Eggs ain't poultry, 

And mona lisa must-a 

Mona lisa must-a been a man. 

Well, 

If I don't love ya' baby, 

If 

I don't love you baby, 

If I don't love you baby, 

Grits ain't groceries, 

And eggs ain't poultry, 

And mona lisa must-a been a man. 

Mona lisa must-a been a man.