Zig Zag Stories Lyrics - Hard To Swallow - Vanilla Ice

I had a zig zag story just the other day 

I rolled a fat blunt and yo, it ripped this way 

I took a puff, uh-huh and what did I see? 

Those motherfuckers still wanna I C E 

To blaze up a sack of that green Bombay 

And when I reach my peak, I explode like Dante 

Tha ganjay has got my mind wide open 

I'm soakin' in the music, I use it and don't abuse it 

And true, it gets me high like the sky 

I will buy 'til the day that I die 

You ain't gotta ask why 

I take tokes from the smoke, I can't deny 

Got a lifetime supply 

And I wanna get you high 

Get you high all night 

'Cause I wanna get you high 

Get you high all night 

And I wanna get you high 

Bang another joint 

Zig zag stories 

Bang another joint 

Zig zag stories 

This is a zig zag story that I had last night 

A six-pack, a joint and I was feeling all right 

Lit up tha chronic and what did I see? 

This bad-ass bitch creeping up on me 

She had the look that could get the Ice cooked up in a second 

I pictured her undressing and gettin' butt-naked 

She walked up to me and said her name was Mary Jane 

Ain't no shame in my game, down to do anything 

Took me by the hand, ask me if I'd like to fly 

You know I like to fly 

'Cause I wanna get you high 

Get you high all night 

'Cause I wanna get you high 

Get you high all night 

And I wanna get you high 

Bang another joint 

Zig zag stories 

Bang another joint 

Zig zag stories 

Right here 

You know we're gettin' 

'Em high, right now 

Now, here's a zig zag story that I'm havin' right now 

Gotta get myself together 'cause some shit is goin' down 

And I hit you people off with my new CD 

Hard To Swallow, like saying, "Fuck the industry" 

I'm stompin' through the bayou with my black boots laced 

And takin' out you motherfuckers acting two-faced 

For the people out there gonna blaze 'til I die 

Blaze up the Thai 

'Cause I wanna get you high 

Get you high all night 

'Cause I wanna get you high 

Get you high all night 

And I wanna get you high 

Bang another joint 

Zig zag stories 

Bang another joint 

Zig zag stories 

Blaze up a sack of that green Bombay 

Gimme some of that chronic 

Ahh, that feels good, ahh, yeah 

Pass that joint over here, mother, ahh 

[Incomprehensible] the brown bud, Thai weed, Kryptonite 

[Incomprehesnible] bud, Skunk, [incomprehensible] the hash