Where Have All The Staplers Gone Lyrics - Veggie Tales

Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?" 

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Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting. 

Petunia: No. No, we don't. 

Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss? 

Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer 

Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no more 

Petunia: That's odd 

Larry: I know I thought for sure 

Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape? 

Larry: It's right next to the phone 

Petunia: That's what I thought but now's it not 

I guess I should have known 

Together: Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? 

What happened to our paper clips? 

Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again 

Larry: They're gone again 

Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick 

Do you remember when... 

Larry: The rubber bands were in their place? 

Petunia: They're in the middle drawer 

Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer 

Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace 

Petunia: Yes! 

Larry: There were always more 

Petunia: Reams of paper raining down 

Paper: Raining, raining down 

Together: Legal pads a plenty 

Legal Pads: We're legal 

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Petunia: Highlighters in every hue 

Larry: I remember! 

Together: Never less than twenty 

Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? 

What happened to our paper clips? 

Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again 

Petunia: They're gone again 

Together: We've run out of packing slips 

Petunia: Someday my prints will come 

Larry: Please replace the toner 

Petunia: Someday we'll find more of 

Larry: Our manila folders 

Petunia: Someday my prints will come 

Larry: Where's the printer cable? 

Petunia: Someday we'll find more of 

Together: Adhesive shipping labels 

Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? 

What happened to our paper clips? 

Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips 

Larry: The ballpoints are gone again 

Petunia: They're gone again 

Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips 

Where have all the staplers gone? 

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: Revenge of the Staplers.