You Should Be On Fat Lyrics - Venerea

my balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch 

aw man, ain't life a bitch, with a fat moustache 

tickles my scrotum, but it won't make me cum 

no, it won't make me spray, but it won't go away 

i can't change my underwear, dunno what i'd find down there 

maybe dickcheese, maybe poo, and if it's cheese, it's blue 

i would like to feel my dong, but my arms are not that long 

and my foreskin is too snug for that wiener-finger hug 

you should be on fat 

you should be on fat 

they keep telling me 

you should be on fat 

my balls they itch, and i'm too fat to scratch 

could be the crabs that hatch down in my pubic thatch 

no, i know it's no creep, cause it would have to sleep 

and it's jock around the clock and it's spreading to my.... 

i don't wanna see the doc cause it's too embarassing 

i would have to spill the beans and tell him everything 

on a search for navel lint under all thatfat 

i'd lift, i'd clench, i'd squint, and pulled out a wooly hat 

i should be on fat