Tinseltown Nanny Lyrics - Singles - Venetian Princess

Now Suri, you must study your dianetics book. 

But I don't wanna! 

Young lady that is not allowed you must make Tom and Katie proud 

Millions of years ago, the alien, Xenu 

Collected all his people, and then 

He threw them all around a volcano bring bombs in his machines, 

And blew them all to smithereens 

Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil 

Over your faces so you will stay pale 

You must remember its not funny, 

Stay away from where its sunny, 

Or else he'll dangle you over an eighty-foot balcony 

Lindsey I think I have the best thing for you. 

A Louise Vuitton chastity belt with an alcohol detector to. Now I know I have a matching muzzle somewhere or another it's perfect for your big mouth mother. 

Break it down now 

You know Hollywood is such a mess 

All the drama goin' down with celeb train wrecks 

They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress 

It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux 

But suppress that thought for a minute 

The ones who clean their act up and then claim that they did it 

I'm the one who saved their asses all from being committed 

But of course they won't admit it cuz they hope they'll get acquitted 

Lynn Spears was my client for some time 

I took care of her girls back then in Britney's prime 

But then the contract ran out 

She thought she'd do it herself 

And now the teen is knocked up and britney signed up for self-help 

I got my work on my mind and I ain't too hard to find you got the dough I got the time and no this ain't no nursery rhyme