Mirror Mirror Lyrics - New Times - Violent Femmes

I see a damsel 

In danger and distress 

I see that she is pretty 

I see a young girl 

Dressed in a dirty dress 

I see that she is pretty 

Mirror mirror on the wall 

Who's the fairest one of all 

I see a fat girl 

With her hair a mess 

I see that she is pretty 

I see a proud girl 

She's pregnant I would guess 

I see that she is pretty 

Mirror mirror on the wall 

Who's the fairest one of all 

Mirror mirror do not fail 

Who deserves to go to jail 

I see the school girls 

Dressed in their Sunday best 

I see that they are pretty 

I see the wagon trains 

Of pioneer women heading west 

I see that they are pretty 

Mirror mirror on the wall 

Who's the fairest one of all 

Creature Creature, here the plan 

Leads unto the fall of man 

I see a matron 

Unbuttoning a tightly fitting dress 

I see that she is pretty 

I see a maiden 

She's careless like all the rest 

I see that she is pretty 

Mirror mirror on the wall 

Who's the fairest one of all 

Mirror mirror do not fail 

Who deserves to go to jail 

Mirror mirror on the wall 

Who's the prettiest one of all 

Mirror mirror humor me 

Do they see what I see