Vagina Song Lyrics - Voltaire

Some of them are hairy 

Some of them are bald 

Some are kinda scary 

And this is what they're called... 

Vagina! 

(Vagina) (X2) 

They call that thing vagina 

Some belong to virgins 

They're really tight and strong 

But big or small, I love 'em all 

That's why I sing my song 

Vagina 

(vagina)(X2) 

They call that thing vagina 

Some of them are smelly 

Like clams, and fish, and such 

Some smell like a summers' eve 

'Cause they've been douched too much 

Vagaina 

(vagina)(X2) 

They call that thing vagina (X2) 

Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning