Worf's Revenge Lyrics - Voltaire

I'm the order of the Bat'leth 

Son of Kahless 

Your family has no honor 

But I couldn't care less 

I was born to kill Federation swine 

And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine 

I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh 

When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!" 

I'm the chief commander on a Bird of Prey 

I wake up every morning after owning the day 

I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board 

I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord 

I never sweat about a Romulan dude 

He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude 

And they're sly and they were telling lies 

A shout out to Martok who lost an eye 

To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions 

I'm on them like a transwarp engine 

Fear my snarl hear my speach 

Watch me blow like a warpcore breach 

I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy 

I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai 

When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs 

They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die" 

I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too 

Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you 

Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod bitches 

My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges 

I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind 

I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind 

I get visions of Cardassia on my mind 

And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind 

I hate the Tribbles 

Those little furry shits 

But I love my Klingon bitches 

Cause they've got three tits 

I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand 

If you were any other man 

I'd kill you where you stand 

I killed Captain Kirk 

I killed Picard 

I bitchslapped Riker like a Klingon Targ 

Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh 

Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue 

Qa'plagh!!