Don't Be Nice Lyrics - Watsky

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

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My policy is to call 'em as I see 'em, no filler 

Quality people lift me up like the Colosseum pillars 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Some go from pitching religion to sipping on kombucha 

Politicians switching positions like it's the Kama Sutra 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Don't be nice 

Our narcissism has got us caught up like bars in prison 

Claim we're winning gargling seven dicks and a jar of jizzum 

Photos 

Your momma's a true beauty 

Butt makes me weep, I call it a "boo-hooty" 

Truly a hot mom 

Other moms are doing their squats wrong 

And if you don't dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I'm doing my duty 

To drop bombs 

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False modesty is a guilty habit 

Some people simply have it 

But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this 

If I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it 

Wrote a book to branch out 

After tour let's have a singalong and camp out 

Cause I came here for a single reason 

And that's for friendship 

And for drinking til I can't count—now 

If you're Jesus then we break bread 

If you're Beavis then we butt heads 

If you're a butthead, or a fake friend 

I smack ya back to Hollywood enough said 

Skin cream jars 

Thin teen stars 

Wanna hear a laugher? 

A white rapper walks into 16 bars 

I am large, I contain multitudes 

I'm in charge of a strange cult of dudes 

Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude 

True, I don't measure power by bravado, libido 

Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos 

I'm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito 

So "open up" said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker 

Don't be nice, don't be nice 

Drop all the fuckery, stop it you ugly ignoramus 

Don't be nice, don't be—rude and brainless 

Don't be—super basic 

Don't—move if you're contagious 

Don't be nice—la-la- la-la- la 

Don't be nice—I'm not listening 

Don't be nice, don't be nice 

Got nothing nice to say then—don't be nice 

Gather the wicked to sacrifice 

Sucking the dick of the antichrist 

Kicking the bucket is vital to life I know that's the price 

Don't be—candy striped 

Don't be—parasites 

Don't—do me dirty 

Don't—think you're worthy 

Don't—hurt me 

Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me 

I turn up eternally, you will not stop it 

True—my crew hotter than hot pockets 

(This dude Watsky too cocky, let's cock block it) 

We do what we do because it's true to us 

While few puppets in suits up at the top profit 

And if you got a new coup then I do not knock it 

But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets