Ugly Faces Lyrics - Cardboard Castles - Watsky

Back in the day 

Daddy would say 

That if I kept on making ugly faces 

And I wasn't careful it'd stay that way 

Oh great! Wow, no shit 

Ooh, hooray, that's so sick! 

With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks 

I'll be feeling a hella of a lot of swell 

And from the second that I step in I'll be smelling like a big cheese 

Everybody better be ready to get it get it 

Cause I'm getting nekkid if you really want a strip tease 

And the babies in their highchairs taking off their bibs 

And their mommies all be ripping out their wig weaves 

And the pretty people in the oil paintings on the wall 

Are popping molly and they're stripping off their fig leaves 

Better burn your clothes 

It'll curl your toes 

Kissing women and they turn to toads 

I'm pimping Kermit's hoes 

And I'm sure that every girl is a pearl and the world is a perfect globe 

But when I'm joking with my little cousin 

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And he pulls my finger then the motherfuckin' earth explodes 

Boom. 

Sorry, not sorry 

Back in the day 

Daddy would say 

That if I kept on making ugly faces 

And I wasn't careful it'd stay that way 

Oh great! Wow, no shit 

Ooh, hooray, that's so sick! 

With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks 

Everybody been in it to win it kickin' in for a minute 

And chilling but you're tardy it's why I gotta kill it 

And then hit the pretty people in the building with my party trick 

I think I'm gonna walk out of the door 

Hop in my DeLorean and I'm gonna soar 

'Cept that it's a Subaru, and I'm yelling hoodie hoo! 

Hanging out the window like I'm Marty McFly 

A lot of the chickens in the flock wanna squawk and they get obnoxious 

And all I hear is bawk bawk 

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And I'm not gonna wanna talk shop 

Better put a sock in it if you gotta cock block 

And be toxic and knock us and all we wanna do is rock rock and be raucous 

I'm not gonna ever stop if you think I'm chopped liver in the crock pot 

Cause I am a boss hog and I want the top spot and I got this