It's The World Gone Crazy (cotillion) Lyrics - Waylon Jennings

(Shel Silverstein - Waylon Jennings) 

It's the world's gone crazy cotillion 

The ladies are dancing alone 

Causeos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen 

And the frontmen all wanna go home. 

The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early 

The early birds showin' up late 

The straightmen all wanna be funny 

The funny men all wanna get straight. 

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The villains have turned into heroes 

The heroes have turned into heels 

The dealers all wanna be lovers 

And the lovers all wanna make deals. 

It's the world's gone crazy cotillion 

The ladies are dancing alone 

Causeos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen 

And the frontmen all wanna go home. 

Like they ain't inherited nothing 

The leaders have fallen behind 

So I'm singing my songs to the deaf men 

Dancing my dance to the blind. 

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It's the world's gone crazy cotillion 

The ladies are dancing alone 

Causeos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen 

And the frontmen all wanna go home...