The Big-faced Girl Lyrics - Wckr Spgt

She stood at the door with a box full of trash. 

She asked me my name so I paid her in cash. 

She said she was lonely and I didn't care. 

Her face got so big, there was no room for hair. 

She wore out her welcome and gave me her card. 

It said, "I'm a stranger and I've seen your yard."