Pandy Fackler Lyrics - White Pepper - Ween

Pandy Fackler was a working girl 

Living alone in another world 

Of picket fences and a white fade 

Sucking dicks under the Promenade 

She was almost in a coma 

From doing the Bossa Nova 

And the Funky Cold Medina-man 

I wish you coulda seen her 

Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can 

Eating cotton candy from the garbage can 

First to come and the last to go 

I met her backstage after the 2nd show 

Two lonely people on a summer night 

We weren't in love but it was still alright 

I held her close and she squeezed me tight 

My Pandy!