Piss Up A Rope Lyrics - 12 Golden Country Greats - Ween

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV 

And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me 

She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes 

Yells at my buddies and insults my folks 

I'm breakin' my back, doin' the best that I can 

She's got time for the dog and none for her man 

And I'm no dope, but I can't cope 

So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope 

You can piss up a rope and you can put on your shoes 

Hit the road, get truckin', pack your bag, I don't need the ag 

On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin' 

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle 

Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle 

And I can't cope, piss up a rope 

Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble 

You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle 

For the last six months, I been packin' your bag 

You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag 

Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk 

I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk 

And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope 

So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope 

You can piss up a rope and you can put on your shoes 

Hit the road, get truckin', pack your bag, I don't need the ag 

On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin' 

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle 

Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle 

And I can't cope, piss up a rope 

You can piss up a rope and you can put on your shoes 

Hit the road, get truckin', pack your bag, I don't need the ag 

On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin' 

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle 

Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle 

And I can't cope, piss up a rope 

You can piss up a rope and you can put on your shoes 

Hit the road, get truckin', pack your bag, I don't need the ag 

On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin' 

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle 

Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle 

And I can't cope, piss up a rope