1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

[parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles] 

Avocado, 

What makes you think you're so holy? 

You're gonna be guacamole before too long. 

Oh, you're a green one, 

You know that you're out of season. 

You'd better let somebody eat you, 

Let somebody eat you. 

Ya better let somebody eat you 

Before it's too late. 

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