Hit Me With A Rock Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

When I was a little boy 

(when I was just a boy) 

And my mother would call my name 

(when I was just a boy) 

She'd say I had to be in the house by seven 

(when I was just a boy) 

But I'd stay out late at night 

(when I was just a boy) 

And when I'd finally get back in 

Oh, I know she'd hit me, she'd hit me 

She'd sit me on her knees and whip me 

Oh, she'd hit me with a rock 

She'd whip me with a rock, oh baby 

She'd hit me (hit me with a rock) 

She'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me 

(hit me with a rock) 

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And when I was grown to be a man 

(grown to be a man) 

The minute the boss would call my name 

(grown to be a man) 

And say I had to be in the office by seven 

(grown to be a man) 

I'm a constipated man 

(grown to be a man) 

And when I'd finally get back in 

Oh, my boss'd hit me, he'd hit me 

He'd tie me to a chair and whip me 

Oh he'd hit me with a rock 

He'd whip me with a rock, oh baby 

He'd hit me (hit me with a rock) 

He'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me 

(hit me with a rock) 

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When I was grown to be president 

(was the president) 

The minute the congress'd call my name 

(was the president) 

And said some papers had to be signed by thursday 

(had to be signed by thursday) 

I'd fly away to pakistan 

(was the president) 

And the second that I'd get back home 

Oh, I know they'd hit me, they'd hit me 

With leather and chains they'd whip me 

Oh, they'd hit me with a rock 

They'd whip me with a rock, oh baby 

They'd hit me. (hit me with a rock) 

They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me 

(hit me with a rock) 

Hit me, hit me, hit me 

(hit me with a rock) 

They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me 

(hit me with a rock) 

Yah yah yah yah yah yah 

(hit me with a rock) 

(hit with a rock) 

Ow, whaddaya doin' to me, get away from me 

(hit with a rock, oh baby) 

(hit with a rock) 

(he's gettin' hit with a rock) 

(he's gettin' hit with a rock, oh baby) 

(hit with a rock) 

Wait a minute, hold it 

I think he's dead 

Let's leave 

Let's get out of here, man