I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic

I don't care about your karma 

I don't care about what's hip 

No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do 

I won't swim in your Jacuzzi 

You can't make me settle down 

I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch 

And scream until I'm blue 

I may as well be hyper 

As long as I'm still around 

'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back 

When I'm six feet under ground 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

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I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

When are you 

Cosmic cowboys 

Gonna get it through your head 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I can't stand the smell of incense 

I don't really like to jog 

No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car (ooh) 

I hate anything organic 

Even health food makes me sick 

You won't catch me sipping Perrier 

Down in some sushi bar 

Photos 

I tell you, now's the time to go for 

All the gusto you can grab 

You'll have plenty of time to be low key 

When you're laid out on the slab 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

When are you 

Cosmic cowboys 

Gonna get it through your head 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene 

I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans 

No redwood hot tub to my name 

I got all that I want 

And if it's all the same to you 

I don't need a course in self-awareness 

To find out who I am 

And I'd rather have a 

Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack 

Than all the bean sprouts in Japan 

So don't ask me what I'm into 

I don't need to prove I'm cool 

I'll break your arm 

If you ask me what's my sign 

I won't tell you where my head's at 

I don't need to see no shrink 

Psychosis may be in this year 

But I'm really not that kind 

And I'm in no hurry to be casual 

In fact I think I'll wait 

Until I'm pushing up the daisies 

(Like, wow, man, can you relate) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead) 

I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)