Pigeons Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Pigeons are such reprehensible things 

Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings 

They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing 

Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming 

But still they fulfill an invaluable need 

They give old men on park benches something to feed 

In return for this honor, all they ask is that you 

Allow them to soil the occasional statue 

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