Rice, Rice Baby Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Rice, rice baby 

Rice, rice baby 

Alright stop, grab a table and a menu 

Ice is back in this Oriental venue 

Hungry, for a little Chop Sui 

I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui 

You know what you want 

Yo, cant decide 

Column A, Column B 

I like fried 

Barbeque spare ribs 

My fingers Im lickin' 

Waitin' for the Main Course 

Kung Pow Chicken 

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Spicy 

I mean hot like a stir fry 

If you cant take it 

Order moo goo guy 

Pan 

Means chicken and mushroom 

And while your on the soup 

The food is here to soon 

No substitute and betcha get hot tea 

But you get 

They say vegetable 

But that means snow pea 

If I get dessert 

Yo, I deserve it 

Check out the chow while the waiter serves it 

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla 

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla 

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Your eating sweat and sour 

But you will be hungry in less then an hour 

Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter 

Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter 

Egg rolling 

With eggfoo young 

My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung 

Noodles on standby 

Chow Mien nearby 

Egg drop 

No Im a Wonton soup guy 

Soy sauce 

Hot mustard smokin 

My plate is clean 

And my Fortune Cookie broken 

Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef 

Get a mint toothpick for my teeth 

Takeout leftover low mien 

If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain 

If I get dessert 

Yo, I deserve 

Check out the chow while the waiter serves it 

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla 

Rice, rice baby, Vanilla 

Rice 

Yo man lets get out of here 

Tip to the waitress 

Rice, rice baby to go 

Rice, rice baby to go