Taco Grande Lyrics - The Food Album - Weird Al Yankovic

Taco... Grande... 

Taco... Grande... 

Yo quiero chimichangas, y chile colorado 

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado 

Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno 

Y el chile rellano 

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada 

That's right, I want the whole enchilada 

My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla 

I need a quesadilla 

I love to stuff my face with tacos el carbon 

With my friends or when I'm all alone 

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero 

Un burrito ranchero 

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So give me something spicy and hot now 

Bring out the menu, what you got now 

Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side 

You better sure the beans are refried 

Taco... Grande... 

Taco... Grande... 

Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me 

That's why I order two or three 

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip 

It's really good with bean dip 

I eat uno, dos, tres, cuatro burritos 

Pretty soon, I can't fit in my Speedos 

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas 

And a pitcher of margaritas 

Well, the combination plates come with beans and rice 

The taquitos here are very nice 

Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese 

And could you make that separate checks please 

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Taco... Grande... 

Taco... Grande... 

Buenos noches, senor, y bienvenidos al Enrico's Casa de Salsa 

Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos 

Se puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno, muy delicioso 

Sus ojos se quamaran, su estomago esteran el fuego 

Se quedaran en el bano por un semana 

Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto? 

Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait 

Now watch your fingers, careful, hot plate 

What do you think you're doing with my chile con queso 

Well, if you want some, just say so 

Oh boy, pico de gallo 

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio 

No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas 

You can toss away the hot sauce 

Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole 

You better get me a bowl of guacamole 

Y usted, Eugene, why is your face turning green 

Don't you like pinto beans 

You want some more cinnamon crispas 

If you don't, hasta la vista 

Just take the rest home in a doggy bag if you wanna 

You can finish it manana 

Well it's been a pleasure, I can eat no more 

Senor, la cuenta, por favor 

If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well you oughta 

Just don't drink the water 

Taco... Grande... 

Taco... Grande... 

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