That Boy Could Dance Lyrics - In 3-d - Weird Al Yankovic

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek 

He was a dumb lookin' scrawny little four-eyed freak 

He never used to hang around with the guys 

He'd just sit in the corner attractin' the flies 

He wasn't much to look at 

He never was very bright 

But at least there was one thing that he could do all right 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance, yeah 

He was kind of a jerk, he was kind of a bore 

But the women would scream when he walked in the door 

'Cause one thing I can tell you for sure 

That boy could dance 

Pickin' teams, he would always be last 

He couldn't run very far, he couldn't think very fast 

If he was on your side, you'd always lose 

That guy had a problem even tyin' his shoes 

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He never passed a driver's test 

He was always afraid of cars 

And he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars 

But that boy could dance 

That boy could dance, yeah 

Well, his hair was a mess, and his clothes didn't fit 

He'd smell pretty bad, and he'd drool just a bit 

But you got to admit 

Boy, that boy could dance 

Now that boy is much older 

He got his own dance studio 

He got a teeny bopper fan club 

Yeah, he got his own TV show 

Now he owns half of Montana 

They all call him Diamond Jim 

And you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him 

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'Cause that boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance, dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance, yeah 

That boy could dance 

I said, I said that boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance, dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance 

That boy could dance