White & Nerdy Lyrics - Straight Outta Lynwood - Weird Al Yankovic

They see me mowin' 

My front lawn 

I know they're all thinking 

I'm so white 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy? 

Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy! 

I wanna roll with 

The gangsters 

But so far they all think 

I'm too white 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

We really white 'n' nerdy 

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First in my class here at M.I.T. 

Got skills, I'm a champion at DND 

MC Escher, that's my favorite MC 

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea 

My rims never spin to the contrary 

You'll find that they're quite stationary 

All of my action figures are cherry 

Stephen Hawking's in my library 

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out 

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces 

Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places 

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces 

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise 

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days 

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed 

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze 

Photos 

There's no killer rap I haven't run 

At Pascal well I'm number 1 

Do Vector calculus just for fun 

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun 

Happy Days is my favorite theme song 

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong 

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on 

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon 

They see me roll on, my Segway 

I know in my heart they think I'm 

White 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy? 

Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy! 

I'd like to roll with 

The gangsters 

Although it's apparent I'm too 

White n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

How'd I get so white 'n' nerdy? 

I've been browsing, inspectin' 

X-men comics you know I collect 'em 

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em 

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me 

Bored, shopping online for deals on some writable media 

I edit Wikipedia 

I memorized the Holy Grail really well 

I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL 

I got a business doing websites 

When my friends need some code who do they call? 

I do HTML do for them all 

Even make a homepage for my dog 

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack 

They were having a sale down at the GAP 

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap 

Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky! 

I'm nerdy in the extreme 

And whiter than sour cream 

I was in AV club and Glee club 

And even the chess team! 

Only question I ever thought was hard 

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? 

I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire 

I got my name on my underwear! 

They see me strollin' 

They laughin' 

And rollin' their eyes 'cause 

I'm so white 'n' nerdy 

Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy 

Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy 

All because I'm white 'n' nerdy 

Holy cow I'm white 'n' nerdy! 

I wanna bowl with 

The gangsters 

But oh well it's obvious I'm 

White 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

I'm just too white 'n' nerdy 

Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy!