Windows 95 Sucks! Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I bought it up. 

Brought windows home, 

and tried to boot it up. 

But when I load it up, 

It says my memory is not enough... 

I'd be runnin' out. 

I need some extra RAM to fix me up... 

I have to cough it up... 

Open my wallet up. 

It never stops. (4x) 

This Windows 95! 

It suckin' up my Drive. 

It' makes a pentium fly. 

But my PC... is obsolete. 

I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine... 

Bring it up... 

Shake me up. 

You suck me in, and then you got me hooked. 

You got me..., you got me. 

There's so much stuff to buy 

I need a new harddrive 

It's gonna suck me dry. 

My three eight six don't have the speed, 

it takes an hour just to bring up the screen 

nanana, 

Oh no. 

I making software buys, 

Wow! 

It's making Bill Gates come. 

Yoyo. 

You make a rich man come. 

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