You're Pitiful Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

My life is brilliant 

What? Was I too early? 

Sorry. You wanna start over? 

Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now? 

My life is brilliant 

Your life's a joke 

You're just pathetic 

You're always broke 

Your homemade Star Trek Uniform 

Really ain't impressin me 

You're sufferin from delusions of adequacy 

You're pitiful 

You're pitiful 

You're pitiful it's true 

Never had a date that you couldn't inflate 

And you smell repulsive, too 

What a bummer being you 

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Well you just can't dance 

And forget romance 

Everybody you know still calls you "Farty Pants" 

But you always have a job 

Well I mean 

As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine 

You're pitiful 

You're pitiful 

You're pitiful it's true 

You're half undressed 

Eating chips off your chest 

While you're playin Halo 2 

No ones classier than you 

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Loser! 

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You're pitiful 

You're pitiful 

You're pitiful it's true 

You're dog would much rather play fetch by itself 

You still live with your mom and you're 42 

Guess you'll never grow a clue 

Well it just sucks to be you