Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief Lyrics - Singles - Wesley Willis

Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house 

He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock 

After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor 

He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle was a car thief 

Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers 

He was firewalling the throttle 

When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen 

Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens 

Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle was a car thief 

The police pulled Kris Kringle over 

Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police 

He was arrested for auto theft 

He was whisked away to jail 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle 

Kris Kringle was a car thief 

Kris Kringle was a car thief 

Kris Kringle was a car thief 

Kris Kringle was a car thief 

Rock over London, rock on Chicago 

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