Truffles Lyrics - Wheatus - Wheatus

You, you think yer such a bad ass; 

You think yer such a rough neck; 

Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio; 

I think it's really sad though; 

And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 

'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick 

In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band; 

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When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in 

I'm gonna win 

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in 

I'm gonna win 

Me, I'm just another gringo, 

A bitter jalepeno; 

But I gets more montequilla 

In a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime; 

You're steppin' on a land mine; 

Your gonna shoot yer eye out; 

I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill 

Is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt, 

Wouldn't fuck'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick. 

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