Who Would Have Thought? Lyrics - Too Soon Monsoon - Wheatus

You can take your eyes off your phone, 

Cos from here on in you're on your own. 

Don't you lay your hands on me, 

Cos I am bowing out so gracefully. 

You wanted to be me 

And now the world will see 

You saw me coming from a mile away, 

I wish you'd told me bout the games you play. 

Yeah I'll run back and forth 

You're such a whore 

But now I've got the ball. 

Hey who would have thought. 

You look pathetic when you beg. 

Now to me you are completely dead. 

And you've got such a pretty face, 

Shame you have to hide it in disgraced. 

And now you've filled my place 

Oh you are so two faced. 

You saw me coming from a mile away, 

I wish you'd told me bout the games you play. 

Yeah I'll run back and forth 

You're such a whore 

But now I've got the ball over in my court. 

Hey who would have thought