Chunky Chunky Air Guitar Lyrics - Whitlams

She came from the Cocos Islands 

With a limp and a snow-shaker, huh 

Hocked by a fine Arabian ginger Monsignor 

He said, "You ain't get's nothing 

'Cause nothing gets made by Koreans" 

He had dubbin in his hair 

And he played the tambourine 

They gave him a medal 

They caught him shaving his hairpiece 

Locked him in confinement 

Wired like a banshee with a blade 

She came to him in a dream disguised as a bus crash 

Through the mud, the blood and the tears they kissed 

And then they slipped away, they were singin' 

Chunky, chunky air guitar now 

Chunky, chunky air guitar 

He was getting down like a freak show 

She was going off like a whale 

Chunky, chunky air guitar now 

Chunky, chunky air guitar 

Bellhop blues with a midget butt-boy in Sweden 

Chock full of puss and wolved by a little French maid 

Eloped with his sister, married in a tag-team wedding 

Sticky like a girl undercover of a Japanese glade 

She came from the Cocos Islands 

She came from the Cocos Islands 

She came from the Cocos Islands 

She came from the Cocos Islands and they were singing 

Chunky chunky air guitar now 

Chunky chunky air guitar 

He was getting down like a freak show 

He was getting down like a freak show 

He was getting down like a freak show 

She was going off like a whale