I Make Hamburgers Lyrics - Whitlams

My first customer was Megan 

She came in for a hamburger with the lot no meat 

"Hey, that's a salad roll", I said 

And we started going out 

My second customer was Susan 

She came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea 

Each day and I said, "You don't need to be on a diet 

Do you wanna come out tonight?" 

I said, "I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money 

And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view 

He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles 

They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you" 

My third customer was Maria 

She came in for hot chips and sauce 

"More sauce", she said, I said, "Now you're talking" 

And she took me home to meet her mother 

My fourth customer was Sandy 

She came in for nothing I could see except me 

So it was I too, was eating a hamburger 

Of sorts within an hour 

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls 

And I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl 

And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too 

But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls like you