Doctor, Doctor Lyrics - A Quick One / Happy Jack - Who

Doctor, there's something wrong with me 

My health is not all that it used to be 

My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet 

My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see 

Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad, 

I've got every sickness there is to be had 

I had whooping cough last month 

And today I've got the mumps 

And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well. 

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[Chorus] 

Doctor doctor doctor make me well 

I've not got long to go now I can tell 

Doctor doctor doctor make me well 

I've not got long to go I can tell 

I've not got long to go I can tell 

Those pills I took have no effect at all 

Just the other day I had a nasty fall 

And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor 

And I'm shrinking last week I was five foot four 

I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? 

I know the bug is going round, what can I do? 

It's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three 

Do you think I caught smallpox I'd get flu? 

[Chorus] 

Do you think it's time that I made out my will? 

I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill 

Just how long is there to go 

Please tell me I want to know 

But on second thoughts don't tell me, I'm too ill.