My Baby Is A Headfuck Lyrics - Geordie In Wonderland - Wildhearts

"Gee mister you got the best answering machine message I ever heard" 

drags me round all day just like a ball 

on a chain or a tooth pain when I confess... 

I'm just a mess 

do I have to take this shit from you every time I 

look your way or say "HEY! it's about time 

you show me yours and I'll show you mine" 

and I hope you can keep that turd eating grin of yours 

upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side 

'cos no-one likes a rotten roller coaster ride 

CHORUS: 

'cos she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart 

and leave you feeling worse than you did at the start 

'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck 

in a bygone age engaged in the passion trip 

a final score was required just to make it worthwhile 

all the patience and the wasted time 

for it seems today the play [did mutate into] a movie scene 

where the aim is to get the best line 

crashing heads for the second time 

CHORUS: 

'cos she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind 

and make an easy meal of the sensitive kind 

'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck 

(oh no... day tripper, prick teaser yeah) 

(doo... wop-wop a-oo...) 

so a parting word to those young unfortunates who 

cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls 

raise a glass to the Underworld! 

(doo... wop-wop a...) 

you can try all week and still keep on waiting 

it's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearls 

end up changing into headfuck girls 

CHORUS: 

'cos she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile 

and chuck it over there on the rest of the pile 

'cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck (x3) 

headfuck me! 

(head fuck (x10)) 

(...nice knowing...)