You Saw My Blinker Lyrics - Will Smith

This is a story I'll never forget 

About the day my new car got hit 

It caught me off guard 'cause it happened so quick 

When I heard the crash I got mad as hell 

Cruising down the highway fast not slow 

Ninety miles an hour in my five point o 

People waving at me 'cause they know who I am 

Alpine stereo blasting a jam 

"Put the top down" said my girlfriend 

Then my damn hat blew off in the wind 

I got kind of mad 'cause it's the hat I just bought 

I should of put her out it was all her fault 

Day was Friday, date was the tenth 

My girl was looking good on her strength 

She smacked my hand when I put it on her knee 

I said, "Hit me again and I'll break your wrist" 

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That day I dressed all in white 

Taking my girl to Palm Springs for the night 

I was hoping I could find a short cut 

I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt 

There was this lady in a Pinto coupe 

About ninety years old I could tell by the droop 

Driving all fast, border line insane 

Glasses so thick, couldn't stay in her lane 

I swerved left and I swerved right 

But she was still tailgating me too damn tight 

To the left lane I tried to switch then 

You saw my blinker bitch 

We both pulled off on the side of the road 

I was hot ready to explode 

The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose 

Was I was 21 and she was ninety years old 

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Then the police came turned the lights off 

The lady started crying and the cop got soft 

The cop said, "Oh it'll be okay" 

Wrinkled old bag looking like a sharpei 

I said, "Wait what's going on cop 

Her cars fine, my car is wrecked" 

Then I saw what happened in the crash 

Her dentures came out got stuck in the dash 

You hit me, I didn't hit you 

Stop holding your neck, lady you can't sue 

It's your fault, you caused all this 

You saw my blinker bitch 

Wednesday, October the fourth 

That's when we got our day in court 

That lady destroyed my case 

When she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace 

I jumped up I said, "You must be joking 

Come on judge, her neck ain't broken 

Well I'll be damned 

Wrinkled old bag started crying on the stand" 

The bailiff grabbed me slammed me on the ground 

Judge said, "Boy you better come down 

Aren't you one of them damn rap singers" 

Yeah, then I gave him the finger 

Judge held me contempt of court 

For giving him the finger and things of that sort 

Anything to say before you're dismissed 

Just one "You saw my blinker bitch"