Cartoon Boyfriend Lyrics - Singles - Wonder Stuff

"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said 

Confused you will be 

He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again 

Annoyed she will be 

CHORUS 

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out 

"There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said 

"Abused you will be" 

"If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead" 

She said "Oh joking you must be" 

CHORUS 

There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met 

And now there's just pieces of coal 

There was a thought in his head the first time she said 

And now there's just a gaping hole 

(They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayons 

and stuff but, that's not enough, Crayola Kid.) 

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