Bags Of Fun With Buster Lyrics - Xtc

Performed by johnny japes and his jesticles. recorded for viz 

Comics, written and produced by andy partridge, neville farmer, 

And dave gregory, and featuring john otway. 

Who's that dragging what looks like a pink sack of spanners down the road? 

His swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to alleviate the load 

Testicular tomfoolery 

To the rescue of humanity 

It looks a lot of balls to me 

Fun and japes and merry frolics 

With buster gonad's bulbous bouncing . . . 

Bags of fun with buster 

And his super scrotal cluster 

Who's that lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of some form? 

When the cosmic power of a meteorite shower made them swell beyond the norm 

Now here he comes to save mankind 

His enormous nuts not far behind 

And they're not the salted kind 

He cures mutes and alcoholics 

When they first see his bulbous bouncing . . . 

Bags of fun with buster 

And his super scrotal cluster 

There's bags of fun with buster 

See them shine with evil lustre 

Buster! watch out for that revolving door 

Ooh buster! they look so incredibly sore 

Buster! especially as you drag them through that powerful 

Cleaning agent someone spilled upon the floor 

Ooh buster! why do you let your sack swing so low? 

"sax swing solo? " yeah! 

Fun and japes and merry frolics 

With buster gonad's bulbous bouncing . . . 

Bags of fun with buster 

And his super scrotal cluster 

Doctor who could defeat the daleks 

If he had buster's swinging space age . . . 

Bags of fun with buster 

And his double sputnik thruster 

Bags of fun with buster 

Just to stroke them would disgust her 

Bags of fun with buster 

If she held them would you trust her? 

Bags of fun with buster 

Loads more balls than general custer 

Bags of fun with buster 

Lots more scrots than you could muster