Toys Lyrics - Mummer - Xtc

Sindy's spending too much money on clothes 

Ken is going back to Gay Bob 

The Teddy bears swear the neighbourhood's gone 

Since the moving in of Golliwog 

Rag doll gets beaten up by the Action man 

The one with the real life hair 

He walks and he talks in a commanding voice 

But sexually he's not all there 

Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children 

What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children 

Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children 

Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em 

If toys are quarreling amongst themselves 

What hope is there now for the world? 

The smell of smoke hanging thick over funland 

As the older toys are pushed down a ramp 

The microchip master race are melting them down 

In a dolly concentration camp 

The world's gone mad but in miniature 

The kids can only do what they feel 

See them copy what their parents have done 

'Til they're old enough to do it for real 

Burn!