Men, Men, Men Lyrics - Yoko Ono

A one, two, three. 

J.o.h.n.n.y., 

God's little gift, cream and pie. 

Men, men, men, umm, uum, 

Men, men, men, umm, uum, 

Men, men, milk and honey, 

God's little gift for woman. 

I want you clever but not too clever, 

I want you bad but not too bad. 

I want you strong but not too strong, 

I want you to try your rightful position. 

Oh, too, too much, I mean, it's so good. 

Men, men, snails and puppies, 

Your muscles are not for fighting in war. 

Your lips are not for voicing opinions, 

Your eyes are there for us to look into. 

I want you to take your rightful position. 

Oh, too, too much, I mean, it's so good. 

Men, men, grapes and nuts, 

Your pants are never tight enough, 

Your boots are never long enough. 

Your skin is never young enough, 

I want you to hold your rightful position. 

Pardon me, honeycum, your hair piece's slipping. 

Men, men, apples and figs, 

I like you to be faithful but not very fussy, 

I like you to be behind me but not just beside me. 

I like you to shut up but know when to say yes, 

I want you to learn your frightful position. 

Pardon me, starstud, your cod piece's showing. 

Now you know what you have to do-oh, 

Now you know what's expected of you-hoo-hoo-hoo. 

So come, come, come, come, 

Come up and hum hum, 

Come up and hum hum, 

Come up and see me sometime, 

Come up and see me sometime. 

-"ladies and gents, I'd like to introduce you to my lower half, without whom I won't be breathing so heavily. 

Honey juice, you can come out of the box now..." 

-"yes, dear."