Friends Like You Lyrics - You Am I

With friends like you 

I could throw away my tv 

Cause I got it all in spades now 

All triumph and tragedy 

And when as a kid with a pocket knife 

Like a stone from a distance thrown 

It's a gamblers trick, it's a pain in the dick 

Must have brought it on myself somehow 

Hey! 

With friends like you 

With fiiends like you 

It's a wonder why a guy gets bent 

You gotta fine fine way 

Of draggin' the Clouds underneath the dun 

And those darkened sunsuit tea bag colonge 

And sympathy toasts you all alone 

You pick me up like a second hand coat 

Spit and shine a Friday night 

But the things you forget hang around like a bet 

You're safe 'till they notice the price, price! 

With friends like you 

With friends like you 

It's a wonder why a guy gets bent 

Yeah, when you're raining on the parades 

Down in the piss stain with a champagne 

You got it 

When you thought she's holding you like she means it 

You hold her by the hand, take you somewhere nice and quiet 

When you thought she's holding you like she means it 

Cause when the going gets tough 

She'll kick you in the nuts 

And watch your Christmas list whither and die!, Die! 

With friends like you 

With friends like you 

With a French IQ 

It's a wonder why a guy gets bent