Big Fat B**** Lyrics - Zac Brown Band

We were driving to Birmingham, Alabama and my buddy Keith was driving the truck 

And this lady about ran us off the road in a cadillac. 

She just kinda smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said look at that Big Fat Bitch 

So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went 

Big fat bitch 

she's a big ol big ol fat bitch 

she goes to Ryan's and they say, "Shit! 

this one's gonna cost us... 

she's a big ol bitch!" 

She's a big ol bitch 

She sweats grits 

you can hide a pound of dope 

under one of her tits 

Big fat bitch 

She's a big ol bitch 

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Who stole Christmas? 

The Grinch 

Who stole the Twinkies? 

big fat bitch! 

She's a big ol bitch 

Yeah she had this cajun friend 

who had a pet alligator 

She ate that some-bitch 

like it was a green Now N Later 

or a fried green da-mator 

You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush 

to masterbate her 

She's a big ol bitch 

She's a big ol bitch 

When she was eight years old she had a Pogo stick that would say, "hey Wanda!" 

And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong" 

And now her pogo stick says, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" 

And they go "Bount. Bount." 

She's a big ol bitch 

She's a big ol bitch 

She gargles and drools and spits 

and she makes all kinds of noise 

She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham 

in her corduroys 

She's a big ol bitch 

She's a big ol big fat bitch!!!!