Dental Floss Tycoon Lyrics - Singles - Zappa Frank

I might be movin' to Montana soon 

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up 

Waxin' it down 

In a little white box that 

I can sell uptown 

By myself I wouldn't 

Have no boss, 

But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Well, I just might grow me some bees 

But I'd leave the sweet stuff 

For somebody else... 

but then, on the other hand 

I would Keep the wax N' melt it down 

Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' 

I'd have me a crop 

An' it'd be on top 

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon 

(yes, I am) 

Movin' to Montana soon 

Gonna be a mental-toss flycoon. 

I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss 

That's growin' on the prairie 

Pluckin' the floss! 

I pluck all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... 

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss 

(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) 

He's a good hoss 

Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 

Blanket on anyway 

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or 

Blanket on anyway, Anyway 

I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss 

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks 

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks 

I'm gonna find me a horse 

Just about this big 

An' ride him all along the border line 

With a Pair of heavy-duty 

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand 

Every other wrangler would say 

I was mighty grand 

By myself I wouldn't 

Have no boss 

But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss 

Well, I might Ride along the border 

With my tweezers gleamin' 

In the moon-lighty night 

And then I'd Get a cuppa coffee 

N' give my foot a push... 

Just me 'n the pymgy pony 

Over the Dental Floss Bush 

N' then I might just Jump back on 

An' ride Like a cowboy 

Into the dawn to Montana 

Movin' to Montana soon 

(Yippy-Yi-O-Ty-Yay) 

Movin' to Montana soon