Deck The Halls (i Hate Christmas) Lyrics - Zebrahead

Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) 

With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) 

But there's one thing I'd like to say 

Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock) 

It's time for everybody to have a christmas party 

Everyone but me, I'll step outside 

Boycott your office party 

No secret Santa for me 

Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway 

'Cause I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow 

I'd rather stay where 

Frosty melts in the sun 

July 4 parade 

A Lynchburg lemonade 

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) 

Deck the halls with bells of holly 

'Tis the season to be jolly but 

'Cause I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping 

Everyone but me I'll stay inside 

No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me 

And it makes my gifts so easy to hide 

I don't wanna go, where shopping lines are slow 

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one 

A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day 

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) 

Deck the halls with bells of holly 

'Tis the season to be jolly but 

'Cause I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house 

All the creatures was chillin' like Flint drinkin' stout 

I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom 

I knew that Santa would be comin' soon 

On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen 

I yelled "shut up ya'll", but they wouldn't listen 

And then he came down with his belly of jello 

He says, "where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow" 

Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight 

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night" 

(Now everyone - sing) 

Deck the halls with bells of holly 

'Tis the season to be jolly but 

'Cause I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it) 

Deck the halls with bells of holly 

'Tis the season to be jolly but (yes) 

'Cause I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

'Cause I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

(Deck the halls with bells of holly, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) 

(Shut up, shut up, shut up) 

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