I Hate Christmas Lyrics - Zebrahead

(Intro) Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) 

With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) 

But theres one thing I'd like to say 

Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!) 

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party. 

Everyone but me I'll step outside 

Boycott your office party. No secret Santa for me. 

Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway. 

Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow 

I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun. 

July 4 parade. A Lynchburg lemonade. 

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing). 

(Chorus) Deck the halls with boughs of holly 

'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping. 

Everyone but me I'll stay inside. 

No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me. 

And it makes my gifts so easy to hide 

I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow. 

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one. 

A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day. 

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) . 

(Chorus) 

Deck the halls with boughs of holly 

'Tis the season to be jolly but, 

I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

(Rap) 

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, 

All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout. 

I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'. 

I knew that Santa would be comin' soon. 

On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen. 

I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen. 

And then he came down with his belly of jello. 

He says, 'where the ladies at 'cause I'm a real jolly fellow.' 

Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight. 

Merry Christmas to all, 

and to all a super deeky duper fly night. 

(Chorus) 

(now everyone - sing) 

Deck the halls with boughs of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but, 

I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it) 

(Chorus) Deck the halls with boughs of holly 

'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

Cos I hate Christmas 

I'm glad it only comes one time a year 

Cos I hate Christmas 

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