Charlie Lyrics - Singles - 3 Minute Hero

charlie had a mission 

charlie had a quest 

charlie had a question that stumped the very best 

how do i get a girl close enough to me 

to make her mine perpetually? 

charlie never got an answer that he used 

but due his results he should be excused 

charlie had a mission 

charlie had a dream 

charlie had ambition like you have never seen 

charlie had one driving goal in his life 

to get a woman close enough to him to make her his wife 

he had plenty of shots at the opposite sex 

but he always uttered a pessimistic hex 

wrong time wrong place 

wrong person wrong clothes 

and to top it off you got a funny nose 

charlie hung at bookstores 

charlie hung at bars 

he could make a book for his emotional scars 

charlie thought that he had reached the end of his rope 

when a leggy blonde masqueraded by as hope 

charlie staked his life in this...his last attempt 

he strutted up beside her and grumbled "ahem!" 

[chorus] 

charlie got a girl 

charlie got a gal 

charlie was a squirrel she was his peanut pal 

they did everything together both day and night 

and despite cohabitation they rarely had a fight 

but charlie's dame was a camaro who soon became a hearse 

that's when charlie uttered the familiar curse 

[chorus]