Chinese Restaurant Lyrics - Singles - 3 Minute Hero

it's where we like to dine 

because the food's just fine 

it's the best place in town 

to fill up then get down 

the chinese restaurant is where we have sung 

the worthy praises of mao tse tung 

the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine 

all that you can eat for $3.69 

got a big bowl of beef chow mien 

so hot it fries my brain 

gotta git me some more 

burns my soul to the core 

be an opulent pagoda or a sleazy strip mall 

the chinese restaurant is our great wall 

we;d like to tell you where it is -- our place to eat but it's a 

c-h-i-n-e-s-e-s-e-c-r-e-t 

[insert your own witty ad-lib conversation here] 

we couldn't tell you much about tianenman square 

but we've tried the egg foo yung (at feat few have dared) 

the chinese restaurant is where we like to dine 

all that you can eat for $3.69