Four Years Old Lyrics - What's Your Name? - Adam Sandler

Hey 

Why'd you wake me from my nap? 

I'm not in the mood 

To play your games 

Or sit on your lap 

You 

Where's my Yankees drinking glass? 

I want some juice 

And I want it now 

So you better move your ass 

And feel bad for me 

''cause I'm just getting over a cold 

I'm four years old! 

I'm four years old! 

I'm four years old! 

Somebody better tie my shoes! 

Now 

I run down the hall 

I scream and I yell 

And I cry ''cause I fell 

Bring the rubbing alcohol 

Outside 

I get mud on my shoe 

I come back in the house 

I get it on the rug 

The cleanging's up to you 

And I won't take a bath 

Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's 

I'm four years old! 

I'm four years old! 

I'm four years old! 

Mommy reads to me at night 

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 

Well 

I can't have a job 

And I can't go to school 

If no grownups are around 

I can't go near the pool 

I'm not alowed to climb 

My neighbor's apple tree 

I'm not allowed to sit 

Too close to the TV 

I don't know how to drive 

And I don't know how to spell 

But if I hear my brother cursing 

I do know how to tell 

''cause he made me eat some bread 

That was covered in mold 

I'm four years old! 

I'm four years old! 

I'm four years old! 

I just threw up on my grandmother