Pickin' Daisies Lyrics - What's Your Name? - Adam Sandler

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? 

It's okay, Momma will take care of you 

Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am 

Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again" 

How could you be my kid 

Mom knows I'm faking it 

But she understands what'll happen if I go 

The last four days 

The tough guys have been on a roll 

They show him no mercy 

Plenty of name calling 

And pushing my head in the toilet bowl 

They call him a loser 

But they won't get their hands on me today 

''cause home with Momma is where I'm gonna stay 

We're pickin' daisies 

Who cares about them anyway 

Pickin' daisies 

They'll all be working for you someday 

Pickin' daisies 

They're just jealous of you 

Pickin' daisies 

Next year you'll go to private school 

Can't play sports or games 

I'm only really good at reading 

He can't catch a football 

Apparently that's not too cool 

That's why my nose is usually bleeding 

Plus they give him fat lips 

At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head 

But I'll be safe today, I know ''cause Momma said 

We're pickin' daisies 

Who really cares what they think 

Pickin' daisies 

You should talk about it with your shrink 

Pickin' daisies 

They'll all end up in jail 

Pickin' daisies 

Marshall's is having a sale 

I know tommorrow it'll all start up again 

He'll be greeted with a head-lock 

And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend 

But I know when I'm older 

I'll look back and laugh 

At all those kids who pulled my pants down 

And took that photograph 

''cause we'll be through with kickball 

We'll all be weak and slow 

But I will be the only one 

With a magic place to go 

Pickin' daisies 

You're better off in the end 

Pickin' daisies 

Who cares, I'll be your friend 

Pickin' daisies 

You can always count on me 

Pickin' daisies 

I made you some iced tea 

Pickin' daisies 

Dasies 

Pickin' daisies 

Dasies 

Pickin' daisies 

Dasies 

Pickin' daisies 

Dasies 

Pickin' daisies 

You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way 

When I was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn 

Well, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs 

You can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love you 

Who needs brand name shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag 

Why don't you go to sleep? And when you wake up, then I'll play you the Eddie Fisher record