Whimsical Actress Lyrics - Beck

at the theater, I did meet her 

and the show was whimsical and sublime 

I'm in tatters, nothing matters 

til I grasp a big disaster like a mime 

she's got the squeegee on the ouija 

she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime 

don't disease me, don't you sneeze me 

you can cheese me anytime, it's not a crime 

in the first act, there was a jester 

with an apple and a mango and some wine 

he flung the ice-cube, he was so rude 

and he jousted with the flaming huffy dog (?) 

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she's got the squeegee on the ouija 

she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime 

don't disease me, don't you sneeze me 

you can cheese me anytime, it's not a crime 

in the courtyard, there was a large cube of lard 

with decorations all around 

there was a bandit, we couldn't stand it 

he was sniffing the cube like a hound 

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she's got the squeegee on the ouija 

she can squeeze me, she can please me anytime 

don't disease me, don't you sneeze me 

oh yeah