Garbage Pail Kids Lyrics - Singles - Benefit

Cranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed 

Saliva Susie's head was an incredible red 

Spit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it 

I grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn't get it 

But in a minute the mini-bus would be in school 

I liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool 

Being cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach 

They told me I was special 'cause I rode the stubby coach 

I was never learning, The bus was driven by a German 

She used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet Herman 

Ornery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary 

I hated Rotten Rita and Horney Harry 

He used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beats 

I would always cuss loudly on class retreats 

Trashy freaks with big glasses and snotty noses 

It turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie's body poses 

I was always the kid who tripped the others 

And shot spitballs at the Limpin' Gimpy Brothers 

Sometimes I'd get mad and say I think I'm leaving 

Coz they'd sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking Steven 

Crotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back 

Man, I'd kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack 

When we got to school I couldn't wait for the ride home 

'cause I'd flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

Round And Round.... Round And Round 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

All Day Long 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

Round And Round.... Round And Round 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

All Day Long 

I Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed Bridget 

And Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget 

Phlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs 

I used to force him to drink spit and eat worms 

Henry The Hunchback would never punch back 

I'd beat him in the hump and then I'd take his lunch-pack 

Everyone on the bus was a vegtable head 

And the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted 

Man, most of them were born with this initial vegetation 

They told me I was gifted and in Special Education 

Matilda The Gorilla used to give a real scare 

She even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair 

I liked being special, it was cool being different 

Pukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff it 

The short bus was packed full of moody vermins 

I just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies Thermos 

They all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom 

While I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on 

I got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge 

But I knew something was wrong coz I was always in charge 

After four years they realized I wasn't retarded 

Man, how could this mistake happen, how was it started 

My file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping 

Turns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

Round And Round.... Round And Round 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

All Day Long 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

Round And Round.... Round And Round 

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round 

All Day Long