Lift Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains Out) Lyrics - One Fierce Beer Coaster - Bloodhound Gang

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? 

Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? 

Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? 

Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? 

Are you hooked on a feelin'? Are you hooked on gin n' tonics? 

Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you hooked on phonics? 

Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex? 

Did you like the movie 'Malcolm X'? 

Or do you own a record by Stryper? 

Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? 

Were you born an' raised in New Jersey? 

Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi? 

Are you deaf? Well if you are, you can't hear me 

But what's the use of livin' if your ears be 

Broken, even if I spoke clearly 

You're still not able to hear me 

'Cause life is a game that no one wins 

But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin' 

So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit 

No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it 

Life's short an' hard like a body building elf 

So save the planet an' kill yourself 

If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about 

Lift your head up and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from 'M.A.S.H.'? 

Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache? 

When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask 

"Ain't no Halloween party, why's she wearin' that mask?" 

Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book? 

Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook? 

Does she stick to linoleum when she squats? 

Does she look pregnant although she's not? 

Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops? 

Or at a Star Trek convention or on top 

Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's 

Workin' third shift, late New Years' Eve 

Does he live under a bridge scare kids an' kill squirrels? 

Does he do keg stands until he hurls? 

Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille? 

Does he have time to sit around an' wait for the mail? 

Life is a game that no one wins 

But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin' 

So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit 

No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it 

Life's short an' hard like a body building elf 

So save the planet an' kill yourself 

If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about 

Lift your head up and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

So take your life instead of takin' it for granted 

I'm thinkin' you should can it, I think I'll help you plan it 

Live today like it's gonna be your last 

Hang out, blow your mind, have yourself a gas 

I hope you take this the wrong way 

And misinterpret what I say 

Rewind an' let me reverse it 

Backwards like Judas Priest first did 

'Cause life is a game that no one wins 

But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin' 

So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit 

No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it 

Life's short an' hard like a body building elf 

So save the planet an' kill yourself 

If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about 

Lift your head up and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out 

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