Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics - One Fierce Beer Coaster - Bloodhound Gang

{Yea, well I sing like an amputee though 

Why? 

'Cause can't hold a note, can't carry a tune 

Ha, ha, ha} 

Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. Mc' Feelie 

I've brought you a letter, speedy delivery 

Well Mr. Mc' Feelie, if there's postage due 

You can go fuck yourself, like Captain Kangaroo 

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend 

But in the end I still have no friends 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater 

Mr. Mc' Feelie shut up and give me my letter 

I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand? 

Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman? 

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend 

But in the end I still have no friends 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend 

But in the end you still have no friends 

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend 

But in the end you still have no friends 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 

You are my best friend too 

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 

Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span 

And rock out to old school Duran Duran 

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too 

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 

Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span 

And rock out to old school Duran Duran 

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too 

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 

Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span 

And rock out to old school Duran Duran 

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too 

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 

Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span 

And rock out to old school Duran Duran 

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too 

I share the same views and hardly ever argue 

Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span 

And rock out to old school