We Are The Knuckleheads Lyrics - Use Your Fingers - Bloodhound Gang

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We're the knuckleheads 

If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jelly 

I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly 

Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with Coast 

Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast 

No one rhymes faster, the mic is my blaster 

So grasp some Shasta, the mighty mic master 

Giving you communion with your lips on my cup 

Pump, pump, pump, pump me up 

Now if you're the waterboy then I'm the heavyweight contender 

I'm gonna mix you all up like a Black and Decker blender 

If you would be the Telstar then I'd have to be defender 

I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender 

Your a dumb ass stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel 

Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel 

You're a broken down Big Wheel, I'm a banana-seated Schwinn 

{Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in} 

I'm a leggo-Eggo maniac I'm stickier than some Fun Tack 

Trip to the store and get another six pack 

Bomb dropping like at ground zero 

Like Colonel Klink is getting fucked by Hogan's Heroes 

Oh, eenie meanie miney mo you took your shot you missed 

I wasn't a good boy this year, I'm not on Santa's list 

I gave your girl some sausage and than I slit your wrists 

Now I'm taking your ass out like my name was Burgeous Meredith 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We're the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We're the knuckleheads 

Fast fast quick Bic like ass when you pass gas 

You threw it like a girl that's why you got picked last 

And Mr. Easy does it never did it now did he 

Jesus is coming so look busy 

And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps 

I got the goose that laid the golden egg you got goose bumps 

'Cause I'm black y'all, it's a fact y'all 

And if you try to take what's mine I'll take it back y'all 

I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean 

And that girl from Jersey really was nineteen 

'Cause the whole damn world would be peachy keen 

With Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine so go 

Rip, Rip, Rip Taylor 

Rip, Rip, Rip Taylor 

Rip Taylor, Rip Taylor 

Your girlfriend we nailed her 

My mom's got opposable thumbs 

Your mom's Weezie Jefferson 

I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow 

{And I ain't crazy about no goddamn butthole know how} 

Batter roll and whip you like a fuckin' kanoli 

If Satan had a hockey team then I'd be the goalie 

'Cause we're dumber than driftwood, dumber than your Mama 

Dumber than a supermodel, dumber than Kwanza 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We're the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We're the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We're the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We are the knuckleheads 

Who's the knuckleheads? 

We're the knuckleheads